1. To be considered “a success”, you must slave to simultaneously meet or exceed the expectations of everybody you ever meet throughout your entire life, then constantly maintain an upward trajectory until the day you die. To be considered “a failure”, you must do the opposite (ie: nothing). Guess which is more fun…

     

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  3. latenightalaska:

    something’s wrong with the car wash

    (Source: 1950shousewife, via vcost1)

     

  4. "Life is literally the movement of energy."
    — jaymur (via perceiving-change)

    (via painting-a-picture)

     
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  6. imsimplywalkingintomordor:

    hiddlestonhug:

    starksego:

    The Avengers : 3D

    credit: moriarty

    These are the most 3D-looking 3D gifs I have ever seen.

    yessssssss

    (via winterss0ldier)

     
  7. interrobangphan:

    this fucking movie i swear

    (Source: oh-shit-an-eldritch-abomination, via beyondthestarsxox)

     
  8. total-tortilla:

    beccurz:

    sowhatsupguys:

    vaati:

    aperfectillusion:

    This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.

    Shit still works.

    because it’s pure nintenadium

    I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half

    But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge

    Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before

    pure nintendium

    Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind

    (via beyondthestarsxox)

     
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  11. fjordism:

    AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

    (via miag182)

     
     

  12. "Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile."
    — Billy SundayBilly Sunday, the Man and His Message: With His Own Words Which Have Won Thousands for Christ (via feellng)

    (via jessicaatraffas)

     
  13. sunflower-mama:

    dylanevansdesign:

    Latest print. This one is a run of 50.

    Ages
    5 x 7 
    Pen and colored pencil on recycled paper

    Available at: http://dylanevansdesign.etsy.com

    Oh wow I love this

    (via smokingpotter)

     
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